you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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