i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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