Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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