That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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