Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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