He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
