I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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