Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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