the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
