so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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