I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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