Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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