That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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