will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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