My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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