Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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