Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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