We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
did i walk over a car last night?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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