You were right. It hurts to walk today.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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