We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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