Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
3 2 1 whiskey
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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