I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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