I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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