I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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