i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
operation have a gay friend backfired
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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