im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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