The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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