He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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