Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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