He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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