woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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