i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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