Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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