I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
thus making me awesome and them whores
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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