people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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