how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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