This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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