I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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