A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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