you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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