I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
