talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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