I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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