hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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