you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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