Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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