Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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