3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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