what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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