Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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