Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You left your phone here
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