i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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