Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The air was thick with penises
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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