I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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