so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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