she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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