called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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