margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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