come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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