I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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