garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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